March 2012
quifflover505:
wow screw people with perfect skin and perfect teeth and perfect eveRYTHING
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
rubyliftyourheadup:
“omigod girl, i just bought foster the people tickets!!”
“DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF SHIRTLESS PONSI.”
“mark just retweeted me!!!”
“i finally bought all of the foster the people merch!!”
“I FOUND OUT WHO THE TWO GIRLS IN MONTREAL AREEEE!!”
“fostergasm”
FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
Rules:
Reblog up to 5 times. NO MORE THAN THAT.
Likes count, but if you like it you can only reblog 4 times.
You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want to. It would be easier to get updates about the contest but it’s your choice.
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FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
Rules:
Reblog up to 5 times. NO MORE THAN THAT.
Likes count, but if you like it you can only reblog 4 times.
You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want to. It would be easier to get updates about the contest but it’s your choice.
...
FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
Rules:
Reblog up to 5 times. NO MORE THAN THAT.
Likes count, but if you like it you can only reblog 4 times.
You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want to. It would be easier to get updates about the contest but it’s your choice.
...
FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
Rules:
Reblog up to 5 times. NO MORE THAN THAT.
Likes count, but if you like it you can only reblog 4 times.
You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want to. It would be easier to get updates about the contest but it’s your choice.
...
SO TRUE.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
patrickcherub:
look at what bands have done to us
FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
Rules:
Reblog up to 5 times. NO MORE THAN THAT.
Likes count, but if you like it you can only reblog 4 times.
You don’t have to be following me if you don’t want to. It would be easier to get updates about the contest but it’s your choice.
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February 2012
Make an assumption of me in my ask and I will tell... →
Happy Birthday, Mark ♥
ohlalamarkfoster:
You are my inspiration.
I get goosebumps when you sing.
You inspire me to be myself & not care what other people say.
You’re a musical genius.
I’ve never seen anyone dance like you.
You’re just plain perfect.
Please keep making music.
And, have an amazing birthday ♥
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
